Cthulhu Off Duty - The Last Minute Barely Edited Christmas Extravaganza

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  • Song Name: Cthulhu Off Duty - The Last Minute Barely Edited Christmas Extravaganza
  • Artist: Will & Will
  • Album: Cthulhu On Parade!
  • Year: 2012

Bah humbug, no that's too strong, 'cause it's your favourite podcast, back just in time for Christmas!

Season's greetings, fair travellers, and welcome one and all to the first ever holiday special as far as I can remember of Cthulhu on Parade! One keeper, one investigator, we play out an adapted scenario from Monophobia for extra special winter chills. Stay frosty! It's about to get real.

Bart Crenshaw is a crankety old accountant, far more interested in trying to get out of being in this crypt than the spirit of Christmas. MANKIND should have been his business! Will these chains that he maybe forged in life turn out to be permanent fixtures, or are they the sort of chains that you can just shrug out of? When he wakes up a second time, alone in a mysterious house, will that house be visited by ol' Saint Nick? Time is ticking, and also he has to get a Turboman doll but that doesn't really come up at all, it's just heavily implied.

Will Bart be able to mend his ways before Christmas Eve? Will anyone ever be convinced that this is in some way meant to be a holiday special? Find out! In Cthulhu on Parade: SNOW WAY OUT